The ever helpful Daffy.
I accept instalments, Pound sterling, Norwegian Kroner, Euros, US Dollars, Canadian Dollars and Hungarian Forint.
You may not want marriage help, but you did want other help a few times, Trash Girl.
But unlike the banks, if you default on payments I don't take your house away. I take your wheelie bin, dustbin and dumpster, plus your polythene bag collection. LOL.
Daffy