Type of truck

[Trash girl]

how much would that be in gbp i wounder lol

[desolate mistral]

Hahaha, That is great. I'll just have to work that debt off somehow.

And I did mention it to my lovely wife in a very subtle way. I won't go into detail, but it will take time to find out if it is understood. It will be a very sloooow process.

And I guess I'm getting off cheap with only $5k for a fee. Sounds like you are getting the hose Trashgirl!

[Trash girl]

yeah i am  but im just 24 anyway i don't need marriage help yet

[desolate mistral]

Hopefully you find someone that won't make you need marriage help ever.

I have the perfect lady at home. If she doesn't ever know about my little fetish it's fine. There are far too many goods to consider not being able to play with her on this one a bad.

It's nice to think about her helping me act out some of these and maybe even getting involved herself, but not necessary!

[Daffy Duck]

Hi Trash Girl,

The pound is roughly one to one with the US Dollar, the Canadian Dollar and the Euro these days. Or at least it seems that way when I go to exchange my travel money to go on holiday.

Hi Desolate Mistral,

Wow. Very bold. Just remember what I said. It isn't my fault if it goes tits up, but I will take the credit if it goes well. (You can tell I was in senior management for a living. LOL !)

We all want the perfect partner and I am very happy that you have found yours. But even in a wonderful relationship, there are good times and bad, so you may yet need my help further. Anyway, methinks you are only saying its all peachy to avoid paying the fee !

The scams some people employ ......   (only kidding)

Daffy

[desolate mistral]

LMAO,

I am also a manager in one of my jobs.

And if it keeps my fees owed from getting up near trash girls level, I will make everything work out just peachy on my end. Hahaha, i do appreciate your kind help, even if it comes at a very steep price!

[Daffy Duck]

In this life, DM, you only get what you pay for.

I hope it works out well between you and the missus.

Daffy

[Trash girl]

I would pay if i did not have to get all 50 000 in one go if i chould do a monthly payment of 1000 or something that whold be nice not that I wanna get marriage help

[Daffy Duck]

The ever helpful Daffy.

I accept instalments, Pound sterling, Norwegian Kroner, Euros, US Dollars, Canadian Dollars and Hungarian Forint.

You may not want marriage help, but you did want other help a few times, Trash Girl.

But unlike the banks, if you default on payments I don't take your house away. I take your wheelie bin, dustbin and dumpster, plus your polythene bag collection. LOL.

Daffy

[Trash girl]

no not the trash stuff i need that to be trash girl

[Daffy Duck]

Creditors only take things of value. Ha Ha Ha (evil wicked laugh).

[desolate mistral]

Evil. Pure evil.

[Daffy Duck]

You better not be ganging up on me DM, or I might be force to charge interest on that $ 5,000 USD.  A thousand percent per second, should do nicely, methinks.

Remember I know the Boston area, it will be all too easy to confiscate your wheelie bin, dustbin, dumpster and polythene bag collection too.

I am visiting New York in April. Boston is virtually next door.

[Trash girl]

hey desolate maybe we should kidnapp daffy and treet him as our trash until he remove the deab o us both hehe  ;)and we wount let him go until he meet's our demands

[Daffy Duck]

Nope. Not my scene.

I want one, possibly two, girls to trash me.