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Ideas for surviving a rear loader garbage truck

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TeaSer:
Later, as I read and answered the posting, I read a post from shokolada (her thread "New indoor dumpster pictures"). There was a picture of some 'home-box', she used for playing.

And this made me think if you had room and opportunity, you could build your own compactor. That is - some box (robust and preferably with a metal plating) and some moveable part to compress you. The important part here is that the compressor will never get deeper than a certain level, so increased compression will depend on how much you fill the space.

Of course you will start making sure you can be in the compressed room. And that there's nowhere to have parts of your body locked up. Then add a bag of the garbage type you fancy and try again. Add more bags to get the sensation you desire.

As you're at it, do make yourself a list to combine pros and cons with different types of trash and different amount of bags. This can be useful if you e.g. usually uses four bags, but 'today' you just want a quick hug and uses ..... 1, 2, 3 bags?

Do consider the timeframe - are you to be compressed and kept at a compressed level? Or to be repeatedly compressed and released? And how long will the session be.

How will you eventually 'escape' your compactor? As with any selfbondage type you should have multiple releases - the final being inviting a friend for coffee a few hours after your expected release.

Gathering garbage for such a compactor will at least make you able to avoid getting stabbed to death as someone filled a broomstick into the compactor. Still do make sure not to have any harmful stuff in the garbage.

TeaSer

Polythenewrappedme:
Cheers Teaser

Some nice ideas and wise precautions.  Assuming we are any good at DIY.

I suppose you could either use compressed air or some cogged system to apply the pressure.

I have done a lot of bag play recently and wonder how to avoid suffocation.  Realistic to add peril but might keep as fantasy.

Actual peril is probably best left to the imagination.

Your idea gets around CCTV and unknown / unsafe trash.

Might be best to have a rescuer on standby just in case.

cartrunkman:
rear loader trash truck actually is survivable
here in Estonia 2-3 years ago there was a finnish man who got loaded in the rear loader trash truck and escaped unharmed
truck driver said that truck was half empty and had no inner compaction wall

jackierabbit1:
I love to play with all sorts of things, get into all sorts of situations, both physically, and in my mind; with that being said this sounds like suicide by garbage truck to me. Broken glass, broken broom handles, razor-blade sharp can lids come to mind, as does the crushing pressure, fluids of every kind that might not belong in the garbage but still end up there, all mixed together. All somebody would have to do is throw out an old full bleach bottle, and an old ammonia bottle while cleaning up the garage, maybe ones that the labels had fallen off of; and in the close confines of a machine like that you'd have your own personal gas chamber like they use to execute killers with. If you possibly maybe survived that and it only ran into your eyes, squirted under great crushing pressure, maybe if you were extremely lucky, you'd only be blinded and burned.

From a risk vs rewards mindset this doesn't even come up, life is far too precious to waste it so casually; you only get one. During the Salem witch trials they interrogated/executed a man by placing a board over his chest and piling on rocks until he stopped being able to draw in a breath, and that barbaric act probably doesn't come close to the hydraulic pressure a modern machine can develop. If you went into the truck first, and they filled the truck like they do here every week, you'd have maybe 40,000+lbs (twenty tons) of everything under the sun on top of you and preventing you from breathing, for hours and hours in the hot summer, as a best-case scenario. And if you went in DEAD last, your body would endure the pressure it takes to compress 40,000+lbs of everything so as to make it fit inside the truck body... a true lose-lose scenario.

Have fun, play safe, but please don't think about being crushed to death in the back of a garbage truck, Jackie.

jakbird:
Jumping in a modern garbage truck sounds like an excellent way to win a Darwin award (given to those individuals for their outstanding efforts in removing stupidity genes from the human race).  Though not available everywhere, in the southwestern US deserts there are numerous abandoned mineshafts available for those who want to be buried alive in piles of garbage, without the unpleasantness that occurs in the dump sites where scrap metal scavengers poke through the garbage before it's plowed under. 

Book a flight to Vegas, head out of town for about 50 miles in any direction, and you too can join noted mafia associates in sleeping with the tortoises.  By the way, don't try the lake.  It's dried up, bodies popping up everywhere...

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