Anna Semenovich - Release
This Russian singer is only tied up for the first 60 seconds of the video, but it might be the best spent minute of your day. Anna starts out as a kidnap victim tied to a chair in an abandoned house, but is it just a game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9HETKkz_IOur conversation about performers who may be kinky in their personal life reminded me of an old song by The Chalks. If you have never heard of The Chalks, they are 3 sisters, Judeen, Judelle and Belva who play country and bluegrass combined with plenty of politically incorrect humor. Their moto is 3 girls, 3 guitars, 3 cords, Chalk it up.
Here is a publicity photo of the ladies.
http://www.artsatl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/web-THE-CHALKS-5.jpgThe song is called Hog Tied & Hog Wild, when I saw them perform it they introduced it as the song that got them banned from Christian music . . . banned in perpetuity. I submit anyone who can write something like this knows the ropes. I present the song lyrics here for your consideration.
Of course reading this is no substitute for seeing the ladies perform it, especially Belva’s solo, you’ll never look at a guitar pick the same way again.
Well I’m a God fearing woman
Ain’t got a hating bone
But the church has done rebuked me
Cause I got a loving jones
Oh I try the straight and narrow
But it don’t work out right
Cause although I seem straight laced by day
I’m strictly black lace by night
You see I go hog wild when you hog tie me up
Slather me with barbeque and lick me like a pup
And a latex suit with steel tip boots
Makes the slut in me erupt
I go hog wild when you tie me up
Well now no one was suspecting
While singing in the choir
That the minister of music
And me how we’d conspire
Well at first it started simple
Whips and manacles would do
But before I knew what hit me
We were using farm equipment too
You see I go hog wild when you hog tie me up
Poke me with a cattle prod and turn the voltage up
And I never believed a milking machine
Could make me feel so dang corrupt
I go hog wild when you tie me up
When our secret was discovered
I was there tethered to a pew
So when the Deacon walked in on us
There weren’t nothing I could do
Oh he swore I’d be tormented
All the rest of my born days
So I just looked real deep into his eyes moaning
Let me count the ways
You see I go hog wild when you hog tie me up
You know I like the rodeo
So baby saddle up
A real sharp spur is something I prefer
So jab me hard and ride me ruff
I go hog wild when you tie me up
There used to be a clip on YouTube of them performing it on an old TV show but the network made them remove it, and on the network’s website
that episode is no longer available to view.
