Thought I'd Have a Heart Attack (Funny, not Serious)

[Eido]

I want to respond to the question by Bentbliss about what draws attention to a story, but I am about to head out the door and my train of thought was interrupted by an email from Amazon stating:

Your Amazon.com order of "Cttasty Computer Desk with..."

And I did a double take until my brain kicked in. My wife and I share an Amazon account, and we share the email account that gets all the bills and restaurant reservations, and doc appt notices, just to make life easier. Also, and this feels like TMI to me, but it is explanatory, she knows I have a kinky streak and I know she's as vanilla as a person can get, so the places my mind went for a few milli-seconds until I read the word again...

All this to get to the question:

Have you ever misread or misheard something that made you think "What the hell?" or "Oh f*** I'm busted?" or something similar?

Curiously,
Eido

[bentbliss]

That was pretty amusing and something that happens on Amazon plenty. I feel like some of the names of products are likely mistranslated or just made up and create moments like that for some.