Well, I like the name obviously, and the objectification, but it's not exactly a happy ending, unless of course you're Steve. I imagine it would work like that though, the new toy getting played with constantly, then less so, and eventually left in the back of the proverbial closet, replaced by a fresh new toy. "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it" could be the entire theme here.
Thanks for sharing, Jackie.