Mummifying people for Christmas, Trish.
That is just favouritism.
When is it my turn ?
Might need to buy some extra wrapping paper. Luckily I have a large supply of extra large (1100 litre / 240 gallon) nice shiny, silky, black, wheelie bin liners for you to wrap me up in.
Just remember I go under the tree, not out in the cold....
Daffy