Scanned, Shipped, Printed by Baron Law

[baron law]

I'm glad you are continuing to enjoy the Adventures of Phil, if only you had been at the auction to bid.

As for the house maids, "you didn't once pin one of our innocent and pure maids to a wall or table and rip the uniform from their untouched bodies..."

Wait those were available options?!?!

Can I change my answers to the question?

[teanndaorsa]

A bit of closure (pun 100% intended) for Phil in part 5, enjoy!

[feline]

Yay for part 5!  Finally free, finally rescued, talk about one hell of a wild ride!

You know, I am not sure who found this more stressful, Phil or Maggie and Paula!

Still, I cannot help noticing that even now, when he is finally free, Phil does seem to be open to trying something else that his lovely ladies have cooked up...  but he does need to recover first, which is only fair!

One hell of a wild ride


As for our honoured guest and the maids...  well, first of all, did you ask?  Did you not notice any of the hints they were giving?  Perhaps read the instructions clearly posted on the back of the front door you came through?

At this point the poor, innocent dears are nearly heart broken, it will take ALL of our considerable talents as a group to reassure these delicate little flowers and pearls of feminine beauty that they are still wanted, desirable, and employed...  you should be ashamed of yourself!!!  But fear not, we will step up and make sure you understand the magnitude of your errors...  even if it does take a while, it is what is required and what we need to do... *MUWAHHHHH*

[baron law]

Yes Phil survives his adventures and we have reached a safe point to explore other ideas for Phil and Friends. After a suitable break for Phil to recover.

Glad you enjoyed the ride, hope you enjoy the next one as well.

Please reassure the house maids I find them all quite irresistible and I was only trying to show proper respect to the lady of the house by not soiling any of them immediately. I thought there would be time for dessert after tea.

I of course welcome the correction and no doubt suitably strict lesson in proper behavior I am about to learn.

Mea culpea

[feline]

It does seem to me that there is considerable potential here for future wicked games with Phil...  games that his ladies seem more than ready to explore and partake in!

I am curious if anyone else has any creative suggestions for "poor" Phil

As for the maids, well, I think you need to plead your case with a bit more energy...  perhaps some sympathy for your plight and suffering can be found somewhere?  I mean, scored ladies are famously full of concern and sympathy, don't you know?

[baron law]

I am certainly willing to listen to Adventures of Phil ideas. But please do keep in mind I am several chapters deep into the next exciting adventure.


I'd apologize most profusely to the lovely maids but the gag they applied was very effective.

Plus I didn't scorn them as much as I just didn't take advantage of their easily accesible outfits.

Maybe they'd have more sympathy if they walked a mile in my shoes as the old saying goes.

[feline]

More chapters, exciting adventure...  *starts bouncing up and down!!!*


As for the maids, they are pointing out that the rules are very clearly explained on the MANY notices that are scattered all around!  I do have to point out to the maids though that not everyone carries a magnifying glass, and uses it to study random spots, on the off chance that they contain important notes.

Well, I tried to argue your case for you, but the look of death...  well...  apparently the instructions on the back of the main door are quite legible if you bother to look...  Oh look, the maids are having a conference, and discussing how best to explain all of this to you in more detail!  They are even smiling!  Clearly this is GOOD news, and they cannot possibly be harbouring any ill intent...  they really are such sweet little things, and their training is coming along so delightfully!

[baron law]

Yes, the next adventure is "Scanned, Printed, Sealed."

Cumming soon, unlike poor Phil.

I can think of no scarier sight then a cluster of scantily clad French Maids turning their attention towards me en masse.

When this ends badly for me, let my tombstone read "He pulled one too many cat's tail."

[feline]

And waiting...  still waiting...

So we know what the next adventure is called...  and where is it?!


*looks around the table*  he didn't did he?  No, he really did...

Our honoured and valued guest has just dismissed all of us, and decided that we are simply no where near as scary as the HELP!  Now our lovely maids are very well trained, and most diligent in their lessons...  but to dismiss all of us, and to focus only on them?!  Ladies, we need to have a quiet word about this...

[baron law]

It's in the queue, I promise!

I think I may have made a tacticle error.

I focused on the long range threat (the Maids) and forgot about the immediate danger (the Ladies).

Now I shall song the doom song. Dooomed, so very doomed, I am doomed.

[teanndaorsa]

Scanned, Printed, Sealed and Delivered :-P

[baron law]

Saved by the admin!

[feline]

What an interesting definition of "saved" you have...

You know, if I didn't know better, this amazing story has left Phil standing around, helpless, trapped, contained...  not to mention teased, denied and waiting to see what happens next...  Unless you are trying to tell me this is all there is to Phil's adventures?!

Could it be that our beloved and wonderful Admin is just handing you rope with with to bind yourself, and letting you get yourself into trouble?

[baron law]

Maybe "saved" isbthe wrong word to use. Maybe "here's your shovel how deep can you dig" is better.

Yes, Phil has been left stuck, helpless and extremely frustrated. Rather like the readers. *evil laugh*.

But don't fret there's a payoff.

-Evil Author

[feline]

Just thinking that us readers need to gather together and do a bit of "community outreach"...   I am sure we can explain our feelings about being constantly teased and denied the promised reward to the author in various creative and helpful ways...  so who is with me?!