Hi!
I've been looking for a while for a story where a contortionist was thrown piece by piece into a woodchipper or a similar machine by a stage magician. I recall it ended with her head telling the audience to pick a jar of her remains and make cookies with it at home. A contortionist from the crowd then approaches the magician and volunteers as an assistant.
I've been looking around the archival versions of some of the older sites I used to read and I haven't been able to find it. It might be on DeviantArt, but the search function there is pretty limited.