So this train of thought is more for a story idea for someone else pulled from a real-life discussion with my (sub) wife.
She and I were talking about something in the car on the way somewhere when she thought she heard me say that 'I wanted to get another tatoo'. That's not what I'd said, but our discussion morphed into that topic.
I replied "No, I got enough. Besides, what would you want me to get? Your name on me someplace?"
"No...", she looked away.
Her reply seemed like a dare so of course I upped the ante. "I'd do it! Only for you because I will only ever love you."
"ha ha."
"Sure, somewhere no one would see maybe?" She smiled but looked unconvinced. Completely unserious and sarcasticly I continued, "I could put your name on my dick." said with a smirk and a laugh. The way she replied surprised me.
"... Oh, like, 'Property of:'...'"
There was a hint of seriousness even though she was joking (i think). My eyebrows went up, "I'd have to get and stay hard for that. Not to mention it'd hurt like hell! I'd have to take a double dose of those little blue pills."
I'll leave the rest of the conversation to your imagination. Needless to say, I'm not booking an appointment anytime soon ;)
Le Bouc
Well if you're looking for suggestions, how about; "KEEP OUT," "PRIVATE PROPERTY," or maybe "NO TRESSPASSING!" Once as a bit of playful mischief I actually put my initials above that area on my husband with a black sharpie; so if that was a tattoo instead it might be a bit less painful that way...
Anyway, thank you, your idea made my night, Jackie.